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Welcome to the Petty Election Guide!
Am I still traumatized from 2016? We all are. I did exactly what I said was going to do on Election Night in 2020. I had some hot apple cider and fireball whiskey, put my phone on silent, turned that TV off and was in bed by 9 PM. Prayed for ‘Murica and went right on to sleep.
But this time is different. Along with the petty election guide, I will be providing live updates and commentary on my blog.
The Petty Election Guide is here to get you through Election Night. Need to know the battleground states for the Presidential Election? How many seats Democrats need to retain control of the Senate? Retake the House? How much liquor to purchase and when to drink? When to break out the holy oil?
I got you, Fam.
Just like the 2020 Election was one of the most consequential elections of our lifetime, the 2024 Election will be the most consequential. My fervent prayer is that my mood will be like this . .
As opposed to this . . .
I pray that we make the right choice. The choice that moves us towards a more perfect union. We have to get this right. For the generations that literally sacrificed their lives, so that we have the right to vote. For the generations to come. Kamala Harris and Tim Walz have met the moment. Will we?
