When should I drink?

When should I drink?

That is a great question, and that is why I have developed some flowcharts so you will know when it is time to drink during Election Night!

What if I don’t drink?

What?

I don’t drink alcohol.

And you plan to watch the results Election Night?

Yes.

I don’t think that’s a good idea. Take some Benadryl, go to sleep, and we’ll tell you about it in the morning.

Wait. This looks like a lot of drinking. I have to go to work on November 6th.

  1. Make sure you hydrate.
  2. Eat some bread.
  3. Take off work. Thank me later.